Jeremy Funk
Matt 20:1–16
Saint Luke’s Episcopal Church
September 24, 2017
Given that I live with cerebral palsy, low vision, and hearing loss, I know that I move more slowly than many in the world—that tasks take me longer than they do an able-bodied person. Plus, I know that I don’t like to hurry, so I need even more time!
Yet time has a way of disappearing. In my twenties and in much of my thirties, life was happy, but life was also lonely. I longed for a partner, and I wanted to put down roots. In our late thirties Helen and I found each other, and I found Baltimore a place to spread those roots. My forties are very happy so far. But I find that they’ve brought more muscle pain and more wakeful nights. And in my forties life does not have the same vastness and mystery it once had. Mystery still exists to be found, but life has more parameters. And although I can’t exactly see to life’s edge, I’ve become more and more aware that the edge is there.
Maybe because I think regularly about the time that life takes, our Gospel lesson teaches me about the connection between grace and time—or about Grace Standard Time, if you will.
The Episcopal priest Robert Capon, who died in 2013, offers a memorable, if long, retelling of our parable, which I came across years ago. Capon calls the vineyard owner Robert Mondovi, and Mondovi decides to pay his workers $120 for the day. I’ll pick up the story as Mondovi searches for his last hires.
It’s a huge harvest, though, and with only one hour left before dark, Robert realizes he won’t get it in on time without still more help. So out he goes again, but the hiring hall is closed by now and the village square has only its usual crowd of up-to-the-minute losers hanging out in a haze of smoke . . . What the hell, Robert thinks in desperation: it’s worth a try. So he walks up to the group . . . and gets into his spiel: he’s Robert Mondovi; he’s famous and he’s fair; they could probably use a buck; so what did they think? What they think, of course, is also What the hell: whatever he wants them to do, it won’t take long; and whatever he pays, at least it’s a couple more six-packs for the night. Off they go . . .
Before they pick even a single grape, they make sure they find out from the workers already on the job the exact per diem amount on which Robert Mondovi is basing his chances at the Guinness Book of World Records. And since they are—like the rest of the human race—inveterate bookkeepers, they take the $120 figure, divide it by twelve and multiply it by the number of hours they’ll be working. Then and only then do they lay hand to grape, secure in the knowledge that they will be getting $110, $70, $40, and $10.
Robert, however, has a surprise for them. At the end of the day, he is a happy man. With his best and biggest harvest on its way to the stemmer-crusher, he feels expansive—and a little frisky. So he says to his foreman, “I have a wild idea. I’m going to fill the pay envelopes myself; but when you give them out, I want you to do it backwards, beginning with the last ones hired.”
When the first girl with the purple hair gets her envelope and walks away opening it, she finds six crisp, new twenties inside. What does she do? . . . She does not go back and report the overage; she just keeps on walking—fast.
But when her . . . boyfriends catch up with her and tell her they got $120, too . . . well, dear old human nature triumphs again: they cannot resist going back and telling everybody else what jerks they were for sweating a whole day in the hot sun when they could have made the same money for just an hour’s work . . . On hearing that Robert Mondovi is now famous for paying $120 an hour, [those on the job longer] put their mental bookkeeping machinery into reverse . . . They conclude that they are now about to become the proud possessors of, in order, $480, or $840, or even—bless you Robert Mondovi—$1,440.
But Robert, like God, is only crazy, not stupid . . . Robert . . . has his speech in his pocket. “Look, Pal,’ he says. “ . . . You agreed to $120 a day, I gave you $120 a day. Take it and get out of here before I call the cops. If I want to give some pot-head in Gucci loafers the same pay as you, so what? . . . All I did was have a fun idea. I decided to put the last first and the first last to show you there are no insiders and outsiders here: when I’m happy, everybody’s happy, no matter what they did or didn’t do. I’m not asking you to like me, Buster; I’m telling you to enjoy me. If you want to mope, that’s your business. But since the only thing it’ll get you is a lousy disposition, why don’t you just shut up and go into the tasting room and have yourself a free glass of Chardonnay? The choice is up to you, Friend: drink up, or get out; compliments of the house, or go to hell. Take your pick.”[1]
In addition to highlighting the humor in this parable, Father Capon captures the vineyard owner’s generosity, and his anger when the daylong workers suddenly perceive his generosity as unfairness, even stinginess. But Capon may answer too many questions, close off too many possibilities, in his retelling. New Testament scholar Amy-Jill Levine points out, for instance, that the parable does not invite us to characterize the last hires as inferior to the earliest. The last folks are not necessarily lazy, losers, or potheads (as Father Capon depicts them). Maybe, as Levine suggests, the five-o’clockers are mothers with young children, who can only now just find time to financially support their households. Or maybe these workers have already finished another job on this day but still can’t quite make ends meet.[2]
The point is, the latecomers are not distinguished from the early arrivals at all. And if we assume they are inferior to the first hires even to highlight the vintner’s generosity, aren’t we in fact committing precisely the sin the early workers do? Are we not relying on our own notions of fairness and then making about others judgments not ours to make?
Good news in this parable rests in the truth that it is God who judges us. Your judge is not another human being, and your judge is most especially not yourself. This is good news because the God who judges us justly also us saves us in Jesus Christ, and knows us through Christ’s own Spirit within and among us—a Spirit near to us as our next breath.
Students of this parable often equate the vineyard owner with God and the vineyard workers with Christians. Yet as I sat with our parable, the images that evoked Jesus for me came from the second half of the early workers’ complaint. When the first workers receive their wages, they grumble: “You have made them [the last workers] equal to us, who have borne the burden of the day and the scorching heat.”
Sometimes kingdom work is hot. Sometimes kingdom work burdens us. And if anyone has from the first borne the burden of the day and the scorching heat for the kingdom of heaven, Jesus has. Jesus bore the scorching heat as he told stories in crowded fields, as he broke bread for hungry thousands. Jesus felt scorching heat as he hashed out Scripture’s meaning in synagogues or in the Jerusalem temple. Jesus bore the burden of the day whenever the sick or the struggling scuffled toward him, and whenever he heard the troubled cries of the possessed.
Finally, the heat was surely hottest and the burden surely heaviest when Jesus hung mocked and dying on a Roman cross. But God vindicated his life and work by raising him from the dead by the power of the Spirit. And now, good news, God has made us his sisters and brothers through the same resurrecting Spirit, through the same hope. So even as our time ticks away, good news is that time need no longer burden us. United as we are to Christ in his Spirit, living in hope of the resurrection, we have all the time we need. We live by Grace Standard Time.
Moments ago I mentioned that students of this parable often equate God and the vineyard owner. Professor Levine agrees that, yes, the vintner is an image for a generous God; but that owner is also an aspirational image for us—Jesus’s disciples. First, she points out that the parable doesn’t tell us why the vineyard owner keeps returning to the marketplace for more workers. Father Capon’s guesses—that the harvest is a bonanza and that weather forecast puts a rush on the harvest—are plausible, but still the parable itself doesn’t say. And Levine has another idea.
Maybe Jesus’s agenda is communitarian, not capitalist. Perhaps, if the resources are there in the hyperlocal economy, the vineyard owner simply wants to ensure that everyone has enough food to eat. Levine cites an example like this from the first-century Jewish historian Josephus: “When the Jerusalem Temple was completed, and the eighteen-thousand-plus workers were in want, [Josephus wrote,] ‘If any one of them did but labor for a single hour, he received his pay.’”
What might it mean for us to live by Grace Standard Time? Professor Levine urges us to take from our parable a lesson in economics: Let’s do what we can to make sure that more people have not just enough food but also meaningful work and living wages; let’s work to make sure that more people retain dignity. By telephoning or letter writing we might push for a law prohibiting employers from asking potential workers if they have been convicted of a felony. Or if we can, we might hire to work for us those with a past felony conviction who nevertheless now have turned their lives around. One of my colleagues at Wipf and Stock Publishers in Eugene, Oregon, for example, was once arrested for carrying hallucinogenic mushrooms on his person and now has a felony on his record. But David eventually found work manufacturing books in our production room and went on to study graphic design. Generously ensuring human dignity advances the reign of God.
We live under Grace Standard Time. That is to say, God has given us all the time we need. We can bear the burden of the day and the scorching heat because Jesus did, and because his same Spirit lives within us and among us here in the church. In faith we know that time itself belongs to our generous God. So whether we’re closer in life to the new birth we underwent in baptism or to our hoped-for resurrection in Christ, we’re all working in the kingdom together. We’re here today, ready and with our sleeves rolled up. May God bless us in our work. Amen.
[1] Capon, Robert Farrar, Kingdom, Grace, Judgment (Grand Rapids: Eerdmans, 2002) 391–97.
[2] See Amy-Jill Levine, Short Stories by Jesus: The Enigmatic Parables of a Controversial Rabbi (New York: HarperCollins, 2014).